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| Subject: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-16, 07:18 | |
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MY BROS & SIS U WIL NEVA BLIV WHT HAPND 2ME YSTDY. STILL CNT GET OVA IT. I WNT 2 D SUPER MKT 2 PICK SMTHNG 2 EAT N AS I WS WALKING DWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT ME. I LUKED AT HIM N KEPT WALKING 2D FRONT COUNTER 2PICK BOTTLED WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LUV, SO I SMILED N SAID "HI" THEN I WENT ON 2 GET A CAN COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING. BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON..WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE TURND AND SAID "BYE SON". WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U ARE PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST! C AS U DEY ENJOY DEY READ DEY GO!! GudMrn My Ntc Guruz! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-14, 04:41 | |
| The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said "My mom's a whore." Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. Then, 15 minutes later, he returned. So the teacher asked "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" Johnny said, "Yes." "Well, what did the principal say?" "He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me a pocket full of lollies and asked for my phone number ..."
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| | | tennybiz Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-14, 08:03 | |
| Ali baba fuLl here I can't laugh again. | |
| | | chemistvictor Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-14, 10:27 | |
| The principal don't want to be left out of the deal...lol | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-14, 11:38 | |
| hahahahaha my bele don swell up | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-14, 19:57 | |
| Akpors newly married wife asked him, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" " OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simple, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, Akpors is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, Akpors reaches for his cigarettes but the wife, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" Akpors rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him again and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, Akpors YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence OKAY! You wan kill me????
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| | | Kay2cee Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-14, 20:02 | |
| One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word,
"I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her !" Good evening my good people | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-14, 20:36 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-14, 23:09 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-15, 07:48 | |
| A man was starved of s*x bcos his wife had put 2 bed thru CS. One day, the wife said Eeyaa, my Love, I know how u must be feeling bcos of my condition; abeg take this #2000 and look for someone and satisfy urself. The husband collected the money and left, but returned after 30 mins. The wife said, Haba! So soon? and he answered, I no go far, I just enter this our neighbour house! And the wife asked, I hope she no collect money? The man said she collected, and the wife said, Abi she dey craze? Abeg hold this pickin for me, make i go meet-am; d time wey she born pickin new, I help her husband free, why she go collect money from u. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-15, 14:37 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-15, 18:06 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-16, 13:49 | |
| An Hausa man goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide, an Ibo man is the Librarian… Hausa man: Pls do you have a book on suicide ?? Ibo man: Wetin u wan read that kind book for ?? Hausa Man: I wan commit suicide! The Ibo man stares at him and says, abeg comot for here before i vex for you … Who go come return the book?
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-16, 14:57 | |
| y he no go join his ppl 4 north make dem plant bomb 4 his bidy 4 2 minute dat his end | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-16, 23:15 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-17, 02:23 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-18, 07:07 | |
| Akpos married a very pretty girl and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card- playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at ten o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-18, 09:51 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-18, 22:06 | |
| Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? "When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-18, 22:08 | |
| A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till d last drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too bad for them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in, "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)" | |
| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-19, 21:16 | |
| Have you ever noticed that almost everything about a woman's upper body starts with a"B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Breasts/ Boobs . . . . Lower body with a "P". Petticoat, pants, panties,period, p**sy.... No wonder men suffer from high BP; | |
| | | fxprof Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-19, 21:23 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till d last drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too bad for them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in, "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)" | |
| | | Fred007 Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-19, 21:44 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Have you ever noticed that
almost everything about a woman's upper body starts with a"B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Breasts/ Boobs . . . . Lower body with a "P". Petticoat, pants, panties,period, p**sy.... No wonder men suffer from high BP;
haha haha | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-19, 23:20 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Have you ever noticed that
almost everything about a woman's upper body starts with a"B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Breasts/ Boobs . . . . Lower body with a "P". Petticoat, pants, panties,period, p**sy.... No wonder men suffer from high BP;
may GOD FORBIDE bad thing | |
| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-20, 07:46 | |
| Akpos just bought a new television. One evening,akpos & his wife were watching a christian program.. In the program,the pastor was preaching about how God called moses.the pastor said: `God will call you theysame way he called moses'.. Akpos hearing dis,he quickly stood up and disconnected the television..he then turn on his radio,to listen to the program..his wife was suprised,so she asked: WIFE: Honey why did you switch off the Television,and then decided to listen to the program using the radio?. AKPOS: Darling,how did God call moses? WIFE: in form of a fire using the bush. AKPOS: So do you want God to come in form of fireusing dis new television?..in stead of that let him just call me using the radio..
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| | | Segzykay Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-20, 13:53 | |
| A group of scientists did a competition to test the intelligence of Nigerian students in inventing things. On the grand finalle, three students were called form the crowd to come and present what they invented. The first student went there and said:- "I'm Adeseun Tope from Lagos, i invented a biro that can write what people are saying on a paper itself,he practicalised it and he was applauded" The next student went there and said "i'm Ehirim Chinwe from Imo, i invented a chip that will tell the amount of money in the pocket of anyone standing close to it,he practicalised it and was applauded". The third student went there and said "i'm Gambo Sani from Kano,i invented an explosive that could shatter the human body into a million pieces, penetrating the hardest of bones, can you allow me to sit down while i practicalise it?" The chief scientist stood up and said "don't bother to practicalise it,you are the winner of this competition" Abeg people, who is the real winner of the competition? | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-20, 15:55 | |
| AKPOS AND WIFE One evening Akpos and his wife were in bed. Akpos was reading a book, and his wife was watching TV. Akpos reaches over and puts his hand in his wife’s pants then withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps Akpos was in the mood for a little love. Few minutes later, Akpos again reaches into his wife’s pants then withdraws his hand. Now his wife is almost sure that Akpos is “in the mood”. She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure. Akpos repeats *the move.* She then leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for sex. Akpos, still reading his book, but became surprised when she says, “Dear, I’m all ready!”. Akpos asks, “For what?” She says, “Well, for sex, dear! You’ve fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes, and now I’m ready!” Akpos replied, “Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages"
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| | | sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-20, 16:28 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- AKPOS AND WIFE
One evening Akpos and his wife were in bed. Akpos was reading a book, and his wife was watching TV. Akpos reaches over and puts his hand in his wife’s pants then withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps Akpos was in the mood for a little love. Few minutes later, Akpos again reaches into his wife’s pants then withdraws his hand. Now his wife is almost sure that Akpos is “in the mood”. She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure. Akpos repeats *the move.* She then leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for sex. Akpos, still reading his book, but became surprised when she says, “Dear, I’m all ready!”. Akpos asks, “For what?” She says, “Well, for sex, dear! You’ve fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes, and now I’m ready!” Akpos replied, “Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages"
No be small wetting fingers, he should also use bucket and fetch bathing water there | |
| | | satflex Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-24, 17:30 | |
| Garri no get advert but e sellpass Indomie -No matter how Toms sell, e no fit sell pass bathroom slippers -If you never thief meat frompot before, then your mama no sabi cook -A girl who laughs at your dry joke during your first date does not have transport fare back home -Say Hausa man poor no mean say im no fit afford transistor radio -You no fit kneel down greet your parents, but you fit kneel down give your girlfriend flower... Una go explain on Judgement Day -"It's a small world" no mean say you fit trek from Naija to Malaysia -If the alarm of a China fone can't wake you up, forget am; you don die!
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-24, 17:37 | |
| - satflex wrote:
- Garri no get advert but e sellpass
Indomie -No matter how Toms sell, e no fit sell pass bathroom slippers -If you never thief meat frompot before, then your mama no sabi cook -A girl who laughs at your dry joke during your first date does not have transport fare back home -Say Hausa man poor no mean say im no fit afford transistor radio -You no fit kneel down greet your parents, but you fit kneel down give your girlfriend flower... Una go explain on Judgement Day -"It's a small world" no mean say you fit trek from Naija to Malaysia -If the alarm of a China fone can't wake you up, forget am; you don die!
china phone nah home scarter now | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-24, 22:24 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-24, 23:56 | |
| make una no kill pesin here | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-25, 07:04 | |
| One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.... Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny ? Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon.... Teacher : Wow !! what a choice.... do you want her to be cool &calm like the moon ? Johnny : No, no.... Teacher : oh so u want her to be round and white ?? Johny : No, no.... Teacher : Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon ? Johny : No, no.... I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-27, 20:26 | |
| Women talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.
EXAMPLE: When a woman says: "This house is a mess, Honey You and I need to clean this, Your stuff is all on the floor, You will be without clothes If u don't wash them NOW."
Men only hear: "bla, bla, bla, HONEY YOU AND I, bla, bla, bla bla, bla, bla, ON THE FLOOR bla, bla, bla, WITHOUT CLOTHES bla, bla, bla, NOW!
*Now read without the "bla"* | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-28, 13:26 | |
| The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The UN President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The Nigerian Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten Antelope. The Antelope is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-28, 14:42 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-28, 14:47 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- One day a teacher was talking
about marriage in class.... Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny ? Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon.... Teacher : Wow !! what a choice.... do you want her to be cool &calm like the moon ? Johnny : No, no.... Teacher : oh so u want her to be round and white ?? Johny : No, no.... Teacher : Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon ? Johny : No, no.... I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!
if man can get that wife if for good. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-28, 18:19 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-28, 22:35 | |
| - Lottodream wrote:
- Fishegg45 wrote:
- One day a teacher was talking
about marriage in class.... Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny ? Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon.... Teacher : Wow !! what a choice.... do you want her to be cool &calm like the moon ? Johnny : No, no.... Teacher : oh so u want her to be round and white ?? Johny : No, no.... Teacher : Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon ? Johny : No, no.... I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!
if man can get that wife if for good. i will also whant a wife of that type. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-28, 22:51 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- One day a teacher was talking
about marriage in class.... Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny ? Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon.... Teacher : Wow !! what a choice.... do you want her to be cool &calm like the moon ? Johnny : No, no.... Teacher : oh so u want her to be round and white ?? Johny : No, no.... Teacher : Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon ? Johny : No, no.... I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!
gud choice | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-02, 10:18 | |
| MESSI REFUSED TO COME ON AGAINST BAYERN AND ALSO SPOKE PIDGIN.. Lionel Messi actually refused to come on as a sub and also spoke pidgin english! Our undercover reporter at Nou Camp just revealed that Lionel Messi was asked to warm up after the first goal was scored, but instead, he repiled angrily: “Shey you dey mad ? You see scores na 5-0 ..you wan make i con kill myself? I be Jesus? I resemble chuck Norris for your eye?? ..how much na dey pay me..abeg abeg abeg” The coach and the entire bench was shocked messi spoke pidgin, and are also wondering why on earth he is wearing Arsene Wenger’s jacket. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-02, 17:19 | |
| A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!" he replied
"Oh please?", the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice but still he refused. She asked once more, and he gives in.
That night he crawls into bed with his wife, while she was sleeping. She is awakened, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!" | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-07, 22:01 | |
| A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business.
The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens....look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you," The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?
The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you,"
They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to KFC heaven.
He shakes his head gloomily and says, "Son of a b***h...third gay rooster I bought this week!" | |
| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-09, 07:08 | |
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| | | sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-09, 07:39 | |
| Akpors na all commer! Lol. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-09, 17:17 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-09, 17:25 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-09, 18:01 | |
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